Monday, February 7, 2011

Super Bowl XLV-- Lord of the Rings!!

Tonight's game is between the Shire Hobbitses vs. the Mordor Orcs.

There's the kickoff. Legolas goes wide! BUT WAIT! Gandalf with the interception! He's running down the field shouting "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

EPIC FUMBLE by Bilbo Baggins! It's a mad scramble! WAIT. Smeagol grabs the pigskin! "My precioussssss!"

FRODO WITH THE FLYING TACKLE! YEAHHH! I think there's more to this hobbit than meets the eye!

Gandalf, where are you going?! The end zone is THAT WAY! Your love of the halfings' leaf has clearly slowed your mind!

Here comes Gimli with his Mithril shoulder pads! As light as a feather and as hard as dragon scales! Very dangerous over short distances

SAM WITH THE FIELD GOAL! SCORE HOBBITSES! THE SHIRE GOES WILD!!! Now there's an eye-opener and no mistake!

Saruman with the punt return! Who knew the White Wizard kicks barefooted?! Marvelous catch by Arwen! Fly you fools!

Horrible pass by Aragorn! The ball bounces off Elrond's helmet! This evil cannot be concealed by the power of the Elves!

Why is Pippin doing cartwheels down the field??? A fool... but an honest fool he remains.

Mordor fumbles! The eye is moving! The Shire has the ball! Cast it into the fire! DESTROY IT!

ARAGORN IS RUNNING FOR HIS LIFE........... punt Return of the King!

EPIC TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Shire Hobbitses win, the Mordor Orcs lose. Everyone meet at the Grey Havens for an awesome after game party! See you there.

--Adam Young's version of Super Bowl XLV 

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